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Jul 31, 2008 6:55pm
My Pockets’ Contents Here you go, guys. One wallet, one Motorola CRZR, one Apple IPod Shuffle, work I.D. card, house and car keys, thumb drive, clear bass plectrum, purple Sharpie marker, and one Bic lighter. Sheesh.

My Pockets’ Contents Here you go, guys. One wallet, one Motorola CRZR, one Apple IPod Shuffle, work I.D. card, house and car keys, thumb drive, clear bass plectrum, purple Sharpie marker, and one Bic lighter. Sheesh.

Jul 21, 2008 6:14pm
Drawing Armies of Creeps with Jake and Matt, It’s what we did while playing Ultimate Trivial Pursuit. I made the Squidbilly…

Drawing Armies of Creeps with Jake and Matt, It’s what we did while playing Ultimate Trivial Pursuit. I made the Squidbilly…

Jul 18, 2008 12:22am
Bogie’s Bitches T-Shirt Design, I made this by ghosting fifteen images downloaded from Google’s image search, layering them together, and selecting chunks and fudging the levels.

Bogie’s Bitches T-Shirt Design, I made this by ghosting fifteen images downloaded from Google’s image search, layering them together, and selecting chunks and fudging the levels.

Jun 23, 2008 9:29pm
MtG Grand Prix Indianapolis 2008 - The Biggest Wizards’ Duel in North America, Yup, it was quite a trip this weekend.

MtG Grand Prix Indianapolis 2008 - The Biggest Wizards’ Duel in North America, Yup, it was quite a trip this weekend.

Jun 2, 2008 7:27pm
Holy Mother of Roboggan (and The Test Band), A present for Dave and Di…
Soooo…I had a private meeting with our HR director today. (It wasn’t my idea.) I was told, “we need to talk—in private,” so we went to the conference room. I was then told that, (hrm-hmm..), I have the worst attendance in the whole company. Yes, due to my constant tardiness, (I explained how my schedule is not behind, only shifted forward a few minutes—It only seems as though I break for lunch late, leave late…), well, I found myself in the nicest room in the place. I felt a little saucy so I suggested our only solution was to turn me into a salaried employee, (clocking-in-and-out is just so Bourgeois).
Instead of firing me, I was granted a fifteen-minute-later start time. Yup, but they refuse to officially let me work fifteen minutes later at the end of the day. Hey, maybe now I’ll get that raise I’ve been asking for. Or, maybe I should stop coming to work at all for a while—Then they’ll fire me, re-hire me, and give me salary.
Need a strategem? You know who to come to… 

Holy Mother of Roboggan (and The Test Band), A present for Dave and Di…

Soooo…I had a private meeting with our HR director today. (It wasn’t my idea.) I was told, “we need to talk—in private,” so we went to the conference room. I was then told that, (hrm-hmm..), I have the worst attendance in the whole company. Yes, due to my constant tardiness, (I explained how my schedule is not behind, only shifted forward a few minutes—It only seems as though I break for lunch late, leave late…), well, I found myself in the nicest room in the place. I felt a little saucy so I suggested our only solution was to turn me into a salaried employee, (clocking-in-and-out is just so Bourgeois).

Instead of firing me, I was granted a fifteen-minute-later start time. Yup, but they refuse to officially let me work fifteen minutes later at the end of the day. Hey, maybe now I’ll get that raise I’ve been asking for. Or, maybe I should stop coming to work at all for a while—Then they’ll fire me, re-hire me, and give me salary.

Need a strategem? You know who to come to… 

May 22, 2008 11:54pm
May 22, 2008 1:05am
Spaceboggan, a new t-shirt idea. I don’t know if it’s gonna fly. I think I’m gonna like Octaboggan and Obamaboggan more…

Spaceboggan, a new t-shirt idea. I don’t know if it’s gonna fly. I think I’m gonna like Octaboggan and Obamaboggan more…

May 18, 2008 11:43am
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The Fearless Unbeatable Freaks, it’s the last one. That’s the album….come get some, bitches. Let’s play a show.

May 17, 2008 1:19am
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Ekko Mogg, it’s mostly about children in Africa who fight with guns. It’s also not the only song I finished today. We’ll have to wait until later to post the next one.

 Oh, yeah, and with those last two songs I’ve finished the album. Tomorrow I’ll master it and bring copies to LD’s party.

Simply amazed I am. Simply.

Thanks for listening, everybody.

May 15, 2008 1:34am
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My Little Malachi, for the late K. V. You hold a very special place in my heart. And I must say, this shit is hot. Damn, boy-eee.

May 14, 2008 12:17am
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Orange Blue-Sky Chocolate, a one-minute tune. That’s one flippin’ intense minute.

May 7, 2008 12:47am
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Magnus + Mateus, sort of about a weird dream I had starring Will Ferrell’s kids. It’s funny I gave this ditty a hint of Chocolate Rain. Definitely the most ugly song I’ve written so far… Cheers!

May 6, 2008 12:30am
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Take These Cuffs Off, Jeffrey., Here’s another dark one. Sort of about Dahmer and sort of about other things. Oh, and yes, I’m a freaky motherfucker with an appetite for fisticuffs.

 The next few will be a little different from the style I’ve been kicking. Soon…

May 3, 2008 11:02pm
Album cover, perhaps…

Album cover, perhaps…

May 1, 2008 1:00am
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Do You Go To Sleep At Night And Wake Up In The Morning?, Ooooooo, I wanna tell you all about the rest of the songs but I haven’t recorded them yet..so, uhhh, we’ll just have to wait…this songin’ binge ain’t hardly over.

The biggest of ups to the gentlemen from Apartment 17 for the digeridoo/mouth harp sample. And props to the reel-to-reel for krankin’ out the mad-saucy ethnic sounds. Once again, enjoy.

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